saturgay:

roses are red

corbin is bleu

if u dont like high school musical

im not gonna fuck u

(via fr-cker)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via hotquesadilla)

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if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

(Source: psychoticmist, via be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)

awkwardvagina:

so i googled gangster goose and let me tell you that i was not disappointed 

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(via laughingisbetter)

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