roses are red
corbin is bleu
if u dont like high school musical
im not gonna fuck u
(via fr-cker)
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via hotquesadilla)
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
(Source: psychoticmist, via be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)
so i googled gangster goose and let me tell you that i was not disappointed
(via laughingisbetter)